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User:dear_badassmofo (5418772)
Bad advice from a Bad Ass Mofo
Because your life is a screwed up, misguided waste...
Name:dear_badassmofo
Website:House of Badass
Location:Byers, Colorado, United States
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Bio:This is not your regular journal.



Basically I take people who have a sincere need for advice and guidance and give them the worst possible suggestions, but they may make some strange sort of sense. Where do I find these people? Simple, I just steal letters from Dear Abby and insert my own, acerbic, ranting, self serving responses. You can write me and ask for advice as well, but chances are that I will just keep ripping off Dear Abby.

Humility is for losers and people with humpbacks. I am awesome, you need me to tell you what to do when you have screwed things up beyond your capacity for rational thought.

This entire journal was written while listening to Thunderstruck by AC/DC at full volume. AC/DC rocks. You do not.
Interests:12: ac/dc, advice, booty, common sense, dear abby, discrediting you, horning in, my 2 cents, my opinion, telling-you-what-to-do, thunderstruck, white-girls-with-a-big-back-yard
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